This morning I woke up and started writing down a few ideas. I was laying on my stomach writing, when I heard my girlfriend's voice. She was in bed next to me talking to me about something. I just zoned her out as per ush. But before I did that, I heard her say she had two nightmares. One, that she was an old French man that was forced to time travel a bunch of times. In the other dream she said she was Edward James Olmos with a buzz cut. That got me thinking? In what movie or TV series did Edward James Olmos have a buzz cut anyway? Maybe Battle Star Galactica at some point. Maybe. Anyway, I was writing and she was talking about stuff, who knows what? While she was talking, and scurrying over me like some sort of spider monkey, I noticed that she stopped to take some pictures of my butt with her phone. I thought nothing of it at the time, because people are always taking pictures of my butt. It is an everyday experience for me. People marvel at beauty. Who am I to stop them? So, I went on writing. A few moments later I heard Rosie (my girlfriend) start to gasp for air. She was convulsing. I was worried. It turned out that she was laughing so hard that she lost all ability to control her body. She was just a squirming giggle pile, convulsing with laughter. About 45 minutes later she came to--maybe more like a minute. Whatever. She became responsive and showed me what she had made and why she was laughing so hard. I thought it was kind of funny. Funny enough for me to post to my blog at least. Not grand mal seizure funny like she thought it was. I do think it makes my butt look sophisticated. It's a look I might try to pursue in the future.
Correction: Rosie did NOT dream she was Edward James Olmos with a buzz cut. Apparently she dreamed she was Edward James Olmos with more of a "New Jack City" kind of haircut. I guess it was some sort of Kid 'n Play kind of haircut (not as big). She wanted me to correct this post. You know, just to be clear. I guess it's important to get these details right. So yeah.
Correction to correction:
Rosie did NOT dream she was Edward James Olmos at all. I guess she dreamed that SHE just had a haircut like Edward James Olmos's character in some famous prison movie. The haircut was more like a "New Jack City" kind of a haircut, but she was still herself. NOT Edward James Olmos. Just so we are clear. Got it?
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