Point Awesome

So the other day I went to a polo match. As I was watching all the pretty ponies chukkering and junk, I noticed that the two men in front of me were none other than Tim Burton and Johnny Depp! Yes. And did I eavesdrop? Yes. And am I going to share some of the amazing things I learned? Yes. Well, first off, it will please you to know that those two amazing talents WILL be working on a project together in the near future! Can you imagine what kind of magic that will be! Talk about a dream team of pure entertainment! I am quivering with anticipation! I feel like they are really going to stumble onto a magic recipe for cinematic success with this pairing. Hopefully they will do many many many more in the future. Anyway I was extremely excited to learn about this upcoming collaboration. If you are like me, then of course you are thinking, please please please in this role let Johnny Depp have long hair! When was the last time you saw that, right? Good news. I overheard them talking about their upcoming project and I know what it is. Are you ready for this? It is a remake of--Point Break! And yes, Johnny Depp will be playing Patrick Swayze's character, who--if you remember--had long hair! Who else is in this movie, you are wondering? Well, I heard a few names dropped. Who will play Keanu Reeve's character?--I'm sure you are asking.  Phillip Seymour Hoffman. Who else is in this film? Well. I heard a few other names dropped as well--Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, for one! As well as Brian Austin Green, John Lithgow, and Don Cheadle playing the parts of the hot shot fighter pilot squad! But wait--there was no hot shot fighter pilot squad in Point Break, you are thinking. I guess there is now! Anyway, that's what I overheard. Oh, and the film will have a few other names worth mentioning in it: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Shelley Duvall, and Sir Anthony Hopkins, to name a few. Spread the news! Oh, my god, I'm so excited! I guess they start filming soon. I can't wait another day for this piece of heaven to come out!