Today me and these two super cute chicks were hanging out at my hot tub all naked and stuff listening to some Dre and chilling, when this bitch I know just barged in and got all crazy on the two chicks. It was nuts! It seemed like that crazy bitch wanted to kill those chicks. Just when I was afraid it was going to get ugly, that crazy bitch just stopped--and peed on the deck! And then acted like it was no big deal! Whatever! I was pissed that bitch peed inches away from my hot tub!
I got up, went to the closet and got a rope! You know what I did next? I tied that rope around a tree, chased that bitch, caught her, took that rope and connected the rope to her collar just out of reach of the hot tub. Then I went back to the tub, turned the tunes back on, and had those super cute chicks eating right out of my hand! It was so sweet!
2 comments:
You are one very adventurous PIG!
Still...you gotta love the bitches.
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Poor little Charlotte. She really can't help that she's a schnauzer! :-/
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