Crazy stuff I discovered

I have noticed something for a while now. Something alarming with huge implications. I first noticed this disturbing pattern while I was living in China. Now that I have become aware of this pattern, I see it everywhere. At the supermarket. In shopping malls. On trains. Planes. Everywhere. What I have seen, and the implications of this pattern, haunt me. I am of course talking about tacky embroidery on jeans. 


I have developed a working hypothesis. The premise is this: the stupider a person is, the more lame embroidery they put on their jeans. I decided to test my hypothesis by going to a NASCAR rally. There I discovered my theory was absolutely spot on. 

I also noticed that the jeans don't need to be present in the case of some males. I found that groups of men could also exhibit a different but similar behavioral pattern. In these cases the men's shirts would most often display an asymmetrical tribal design often accompanied with old English or Germanic fonts. I was able to obtain statistical proof that the intelligence of these men could be directly determined by the stupid-looking qualities of their shirts. What's more, there seemed to be a correlation between the shirts with the lame vector graphic designs and how those men wore their hats. It seemed as though many of the men with a silly asymmetrical design on their shirts were so stupid they could not even wear their hats properly.  Further observation is needed. If you see anything that would bolster my theories please take a picture and post it to this blog.